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1. Why did the Albino pig have bad breath?

He has no Pig mints.

2. The bartender asks "When will you have, Sir?"

A guy walks into a bar with a time machine...

3. What cheese would you use to entice a bear out of a cave?

Camembert.

4. What do you call sweaty boobs?

Humidtitties

5. Three logicians (Bayes, Schrodinger and Dirac) walk into a bar.

Bayes: Wait! Based on the title, I know what joke we're in! Schrodinger: Well great, by making the observation you've changed the joke. Let's get some punch. Dirac: There's no punchline. This is an anti-joke.

6. What do you say to the girl that has green, scaley breasts?

"Damn baby, you're straight up Slee-Stakked!"

7. What Did O say to Q?

O: Now that I had my surgery done, I identify as "They".

8. If Dadjokes are funny,

Imagine how funny Granddad jokes are.

9. Why didn't the alcoholic become a comedian?

He couldn't standup.

10. I used to be a banker…

…but I lost interest.

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